As excited as I am for Age of Ultron to get its MCU treatment (and frankly it’s the only reason I could ever ever ever have taken Hank fucking Pym getting his own movie seriously), most of my brain is still screeching “but but but THANOS?????”
Seriously, yo, you drop us a teaser involving one of the great all-time heavyweight champions of Marvel villainy (and don’t think we forgot that Odin has the fucking Infinity Gauntlet you little shits)…and then you go “LOL PSYCH we’re jumping tracks and doing Ultron instead, MADEJALOOK.”
I really, really want to keep trusting you, Marvel Studios. Don’t fuck this up right when you’re getting good.