Which House Would I Swear Fealty To: Arryn by a country mile. They’re mostly decent people aside from Lady Psycho Hosebeast, (who isn’t actually an Arryn anyway), they’ve got the most defensible position of any of the Greater Houses, and they care more about defending and maintaining their own lands and people than getting involved in the clusterfuck that’s taken over the rest of the continent. Plus they have a rad sigil!
Which House Best Reflects My Moral Ideals: Arryn, again. Pragmatic neutrality coupled with a general “don’t be a bag of dicks” honor policy? I can dig it!
Which House Would I Stay the Hell Away From: I’m sorry, House Bolton, I can’t hear you because I am keeping as many large landmasses and oceans between myself and the Dreadfort as I can possibly manage.
(Go away House Frey nobody likes you.)