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the lannisters send their regards
I have been waiting for this all evening.
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Man it’s like last week all over again except instead of murder and schadenfreude splattered from one end of my dash to the next it’s Kingdom Hearts 3.
…then again given Kingdom Hearts I suppose it amounts to the same thing.
/sits back with popcorn
I’d give my left arm for TRON 3’s soundtrack to be a collab between Daft Punk and Yoko Kanno.
…Jesus Christ who wouldn’t
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It says something about your show, your actors, your script, your everything, when the Red Wedding is easier to watch than any of Ramsay Bolton’s scenes.
Just step back and think about that.
Oh for the days when we were all laughing because Iwan Rheon seemed so hilariously miscast.
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The really entertaining part is going to be watching Benioff, Weiss, and HBO tie themselves in knots trying to keep [CAST MEMBER REDACTED]’s name off the internet and out of the rumor mill for the next year.
I can’t wait.
I have been laughing for the last twenty minutes.
(I realize all of you are probably reeling in pain from tonight’s episode. But inappropriate humor waits for no fan, and besides, I read the books and have been waiting to post this song since I started writing this Tumblr. Enjoy, or yell at me, whichever seems best to you.)
Slay Our GuestTo the tune of “Be Our Guest” from “Beauty and the Beast.”
WALDER FREY
Slay our guest
Slay our guest
This affront can’t be redressed
You apologized for shaming me,
But boy, I’m not impressed.
It’s just like Castamere
You ain’t got no guest right here!‘Cause the Tullys were seditious,
Now we’re lions, fuck the fishes
This is just how we roll
Yes, the Freys exact our toll
And this time the toll’s the heart within your breast
We’ll fuck you in the bedding
Heh, this IS a wedding!
Slay our guest
They’re no guest!
Slay our guest.SOLDIERS
Bolton and Walder Frey
Kill when they don’t get their way
They’ve prepared and now they’ll share
A nuptial auto-da-fe!
You’re alone, little Stark
Now the future’s looking darkFREY
And if you won’t wed my daughter,
Then your bastard line I’ll slaughter!
You’re surprised that I’m wroth?
You’re the one who broke his oath
Crossing us is worse than Lannister incest
You wed some foreign lass
So now I’ll have your ass
So slay the guest
They’re a pest
Now let’s end this Mummer’s jest
Slay our guest
Slay our guest
Slay our guestI felt so dejected
As a Lord who’s not respected
When House Frey
Could never play
The Game of Thrones
Ah, those awful days when we were servants
Now at last we’ve come into our own.
Boy, you were too trusting
Your approach, it needs adjusting
It’s too bad that you won’t leave this hall alive
Too bad that you set foot in my castle
Guest right doesn’t phase me
Oh, you’re sorry? Oopsie daisy.(CATELYN seizes WALDER’s wife by the throat)
CATELYN
We’re your guest
We’re your guest
We betrayed you, that’s confessed
Let us go,
No one will know
You’ve so immorally aggressed.
Spare my son, and spare me,
And I’ll let this girl go freeROOSE
That attempt at extradition’s
Overplaying your…positionWALDER
Have a ball with that knife
I can get another wife
Who has got a tighter fit and nicer chest.
Now I hold all the cardsROOSE
The Lannisters send their regards
From staying my guestCHORUS
Slay our guest!ROOSE
Be distressed.CHORUS
Slay our guest!(ROOSE stabs Robb)
ALL
Slay the guest!
Slay the guest!
You’ve no power to protest
For today, all the mercy of the Freys has been repressed
You will not venture forth
Fare thee well, King in the NorthWALDER
Take your sorry and go shove itCATELYN
Not my hair, Ned used to love it!WALDER
Make an end!
Kill the bitch
Cut her throat
And send a note
To Lord Tywin telling him we’ve done his quest
FREYS
Don’t like Red Wedding days?
Then don’t offend the Freys
And stay as guests
Slay our guests
Slay our guests!WALDER
Just slay our guests!
Goodbye friends I am slain.
Somebody left a heart on an old fic of mine, God Bless Company Barbecues, so I went to reread it. I am sad enough to laugh at my own jokes but the image of Alan getting accosted by neighbourhood kids due to the popularity of Tron wouldn’t let me go, so that’s my excuse for tonight’s quickie.
ajadofjaofjdljaljj OMG <333
…how the hell did I miss this.
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Season 3 Episode 9: The Rains of Castamere
why do you do this to me