spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy:

okay outing myself as the worst gamer to ever call themselves even a ~casual gamer~

so at this point i’ve gathered that mass effect is a FPS/dating sim/sci-fi epic space drama where you can choose your main character’s sex and then pretty much get lots of hot, hot alien action depending on how many health kits you shove under their scales/heavy space armor during missions

is this right y/n

Yep!  Game inna nutshell.  Though what the first commenter said is true, the dating sim bits are generally more about comradeship and teamwork and being awesome bros with your awesome party members. (Except you, Ashley “Snotty McRacistbitch” Williams.  Fuck you.)  Everyone loves the romancing aspects, though, so they get a disproportionate amount of press to the space they actually take up in the games.

(And yes, Ran, there ARE options for hilarious interspecies sexins in-game.)

(Source: spicer-cthulhusummoning-lovejoy)

  1. ranoutofrun reblogged this from expositionfairy and added:
    Wow, how the hell did this game make it into Australia then with a MA rating??? Unless they predictably took all that...
  2. expositionfairy reblogged this from spicer-cthulhusummoning-lovejoy and added:
    Yep! Game inna nutshell. Though what the first commenter said is true, the dating sim bits are generally more about...
  3. pinkypirate said: Sounds about right to me. Oh learning things through Tumblr. I’m still disappointed Supernatural isn’t actually about a dude and an angel banging constantly.
  4. ranoutofrun said: Really? There’s actual inter-species sex involved??? O_O Actually in game???
  5. iamthespacecadet said: Close? It’s actually an RPG/FPS and I’d say relationship more than dating sim because it’s a lot about FRIENDSHIP and TEAMWORK and you can only fuck 1 person per game and you really only get two convos and one cutscene out of it
  6. spicer-cthulhusummoning-lovejoy posted this