spicyshimmy:

domirine:

i got carried away with rachel’s idea
i’m not even sorry

and kaidan’s just staring at those buns asking himself if a challenger has appeared for best ass on the ship—because kaidan’s not the type of guy who cooks in the nude and he’s not the type of guy who has the tattoos but it used to be everybody accepted his backside was number one. not anymore. and javik has this look on his face like he’s finally appreciating primitives, if only for their gluteal development. and james just looks so damn proud. and garrus just looks so damn interested. and liara, who knows what’s up, is just like, ‘butt.’ 

IDK, Javik looks pretty unimpressed.  Garrus is TOTALLY thinking “SWEET HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG YOU”, though.  Also <3 Tali and Liara.

spicyshimmy:

domirine:

i got carried away with rachel’s idea

i’m not even sorry

and kaidan’s just staring at those buns asking himself if a challenger has appeared for best ass on the ship—because kaidan’s not the type of guy who cooks in the nude and he’s not the type of guy who has the tattoos but it used to be everybody accepted his backside was number one. not anymore. and javik has this look on his face like he’s finally appreciating primitives, if only for their gluteal development. and james just looks so damn proud. and garrus just looks so damn interested. and liara, who knows what’s up, is just like, ‘butt.’ 

IDK, Javik looks pretty unimpressed.  Garrus is TOTALLY thinking “SWEET HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG YOU”, though.  Also <3 Tali and Liara.

(via cammeh)

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    I bet Kaidan’s thinking: “Tsch. He’s got nothing on MY butt.”
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    Liara = Dat ass.
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    Kaidan: “Don’t you dare touch those eggs, Shepard.”
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    Welp…
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    why does it seem like kaidan and javik are the only ones who mind?
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    Oh, James!
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    and shep is just like “mmm eggs” cuz you know she sees dat ass all the time so she’s used to it.
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