The Very Best of the Mad Titan
Motherfuckin’ Thanos, bitches. The Mad Titan. Wielder of the Infinity Gauntlet. Stalker of Lady Death. One of the great all-time heavyweight champion villains of the Marvel Universe and the surprise [REDACTED] of [REDACTED], coming soon to a [REDACTED] near you.
Like taking Cosmic Cubes from a baby. Also that kid’s beanie is pro.
The Avengers may have the Helicarrier, but fuck them, Thanos has the Thanoscopter.
What are they even going to charge him with
Even the Thunderer himself cannot stand against the Mighty Pimp Hand of Titan.
Not even gonna lie, guys. If the Thanoscopter is not a thing come [REDACTED], I will be disappoint.