I got a fic! A sweet, funny, awesome one which also has the bestest summary ever:
Sam walks into a bar, meets a girl, gets saved by the girl, and Tron somehow still gets in the last word without even being in the story.
So here’s the girl! Name’s Shell and she may not reside on the most important server on the web but she has her moments of ass-kicking awesome. Enjoy!
I am in love with the circuitry pattern on her sash and on the umbrella.