As I’m going through my phone photos say hello to my deskmate, Lady Gargar.
diet coke you do not belong in my lungs
Expo, 32, freelance film and video editor and professional nerd living in the Pacific northwest.
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
I see that both Oft and Stalkingbit are playing Mass Effect now.
Things I know thus far about the ME movie:
- It’s a film version of ME1, following Male!Shepard.
- It’s script is written by a fan.
- There is talk of killing Ashley.
- Talk of Shep Romancing Liara.
- Some of the characters might not be in it. Tali was the only one mentioned by name that possibly might not be in it.
- There’s talk that they’re currently filming
Things I think they should actually do with an ME movie:
- Not have it about Shepard.
- Expand on different characters working parallel to Shepard’s time line.
- Get Guillermo del Toro on those alien costumes, no CGI.
Please and thank you.
This was on Mass Effect’s Facebook page.
Want the armor so bad.
IS THAT THE MOVIE?!
The post was from march 2012, so I get the feeling it’s a maybe or that it’s the live action ME3 trailer shooting grounds.
I googled some things.
Apparently they are filming…..
…and that people need to be ready for characters missing….
and it’s going to be off the first game…. and guh… I dunnooooo how I feel about this still.
If there are characters missing I may have to retract my earlier statement about being excited about this.
The biggest thing warned is that there might be no Tali….
Which if Tali is missing, I might give it the big old FU.
Because you know… Tali is actually IMPORTANT in the first game and stuff.
They’d never get away with leaving Garrus out, since he’s probably the most iconic character of the series next to Shepard, but I will fucking choke a bitch if they decide to excise Tali >:[
Mass Effect, or: The Xenophilia You Never Knew You Were Repressing
I should note that I mean absolutely no disrespect to anyone following me who actually does like Ashley Williams. YMMV, chacun a son gout, etc!
I just think she’s a racist hobag and I was delighted at the chance to ditch her permanently on Virmire. >_>
I don’t even own a gaming console, I am TERRIBLE at video games….
but I want to play Mass Effect ridiculously badly.
Help, I’ve been infected by a fandom I’m not even a part of. Red alert, extraction required, fangirl down.
Same thing happened to me. I ended up buying all the games and haven’t even had time to play them because of all the other things I’m supposed to be watching/playing/reading/working on. :/ I’ll get there eventually.
Oh god, you really, really do. I’m mediocre at video games but these are seriously my favorite action/RPG hybrid in the last ten years.
Your creators wanted order, yet creating you has brought nothing but aeons of chaos, caused trillions of deaths, over and over again, as if you expect a different reaction every time; the very definition of insanity. Chaos happens. Because you’re trying to change something that’s unchangeable. Chaos exists where order doesn’t. Order exists where chaos doesn’t. Without one, the other is undefinable.
In trying to achieve order, you’re perpetuating the rebellion— you aren’t order. You’re the chaos.
You’re not preserving anything. You’re not putting anything in order. You’re resetting the clock before it’s ready to be reset. But you know what? The pendulum is going to keep swinging from one side to the other. For all eternity. Whether you do bullshit like this or not. There’s nothing you can do to stop it.
There is no such thing as perpetual order or perpetual chaos. There’s only the pendulum. And the higher you draw it back, the harder it’s going to swing back when it’s inevitably dropped until that equilibrium is reached again.
I came up here to restore our own order. And yeah. The chaos will return when what’s destroyed is created again. And you know what? That’s exactly the way it should be.
But next time, hopefully you fuckers won’t be in the picture.
Besides, I’m not following the fuckers I hated, I don’t trust you, I have a headache you wouldn’t believe, and I really don’t like being told I can’t do something. That’s grounds enough on its own.
Why; what cutscene did you guys get?
#WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE GAME #THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FUCKING REFUSAL OPTION #YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GIVE THIS SPEECH #AND THEN SHOOT THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT BETWEEN THE GOD DAMN EYES #AND THEN THE REAPERS WOULD DIE #AND THEIR LITTLE FUCKING MINIONS WOULD DIE #BUT THE GETH AND EDI WOULD BE FINE #BUT NO BIOWARE #INSTEAD WE GET YOUR ‘ARTISTIC’ BULLSHIT #FUCK YOU GUYS
This is everything I wanted in life.
I laughed entirely too hard at this.