cammeh:

rynnay:

Your creators wanted order, yet creating you has brought nothing but aeons of chaos, caused trillions of deaths, over and over again, as if you expect a different reaction every time; the very definition of insanity. Chaos happens. Because you’re trying to change something that’s unchangeable. Chaos exists where order doesn’t. Order exists where chaos doesn’t. Without one, the other is undefinable.

In trying to achieve order, you’re perpetuating the rebellion— you aren’t order. You’re the chaos.

You’re not preserving anything. You’re not putting anything in order. You’re resetting the clock before it’s ready to be reset. But you know what? The pendulum is going to keep swinging from one side to the other. For all eternity. Whether you do bullshit like this or not. There’s nothing you can do to stop it.

There is no such thing as perpetual order or perpetual chaos. There’s only the pendulum. And the higher you draw it back, the harder it’s going to swing back when it’s inevitably dropped until that equilibrium is reached again.

I came up here to restore our own order. And yeah. The chaos will return when what’s destroyed is created again. And you know what? That’s exactly the way it should be.

But next time, hopefully you fuckers won’t be in the picture.

Besides, I’m not following the fuckers I hated, I don’t trust you, I have a headache you wouldn’t believe, and I really don’t like being told I can’t do something. That’s grounds enough on its own. 

Why; what cutscene did you guys get?

brashblacknonbeliever

#WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE GAME #THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FUCKING REFUSAL OPTION #YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GIVE THIS SPEECH #AND THEN SHOOT THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT BETWEEN THE GOD DAMN EYES #AND THEN THE REAPERS WOULD DIE #AND THEIR LITTLE FUCKING MINIONS WOULD DIE #BUT THE GETH AND EDI WOULD BE FINE #BUT NO BIOWARE #INSTEAD WE GET YOUR ‘ARTISTIC’ BULLSHIT #FUCK YOU GUYS

This is everything I wanted in life.

we have returned.
the organic hordes rally, refusing to recognize our supremacy. they struggle in vain, trusting in numbers to stall our advance. like every cycle before they will resist and now they will understand the full extent of our superiority.
the outcome is inevitable. they will succumb and ascend.
or they will be annihilated. [x]

hrfghdjfhrngh

(Source: mythal, via theycallmeparrot)

spicyshimmy:

domirine:

i got carried away with rachel’s idea
i’m not even sorry

and kaidan’s just staring at those buns asking himself if a challenger has appeared for best ass on the ship—because kaidan’s not the type of guy who cooks in the nude and he’s not the type of guy who has the tattoos but it used to be everybody accepted his backside was number one. not anymore. and javik has this look on his face like he’s finally appreciating primitives, if only for their gluteal development. and james just looks so damn proud. and garrus just looks so damn interested. and liara, who knows what’s up, is just like, ‘butt.’ 

IDK, Javik looks pretty unimpressed.  Garrus is TOTALLY thinking “SWEET HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG YOU”, though.  Also <3 Tali and Liara.

spicyshimmy:

domirine:

i got carried away with rachel’s idea

i’m not even sorry

and kaidan’s just staring at those buns asking himself if a challenger has appeared for best ass on the ship—because kaidan’s not the type of guy who cooks in the nude and he’s not the type of guy who has the tattoos but it used to be everybody accepted his backside was number one. not anymore. and javik has this look on his face like he’s finally appreciating primitives, if only for their gluteal development. and james just looks so damn proud. and garrus just looks so damn interested. and liara, who knows what’s up, is just like, ‘butt.’ 

IDK, Javik looks pretty unimpressed.  Garrus is TOTALLY thinking “SWEET HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG YOU”, though.  Also <3 Tali and Liara.

(via cammeh)

So. Okay.

ekala:

expositionfairy:

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we need a support group or something

1 - YES.  A THOUSAND TIMES YES.  TO ALL OF THAT.

2 - Your reality is intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

3 - Yes we goddamn do.

First World Problems

Growing steadily more reluctant as you play each stage of ME3 because you’ve heard that the ending is awful but you refuse to look at spoilers so you’re still hoping that maybe people are just overreacting and it won’t be as bad as all that, but in your heart you know better.

Can’t wait can’t wait CAN’T WAIT ::bounces in seat::