kitsuja:

tgweaver:

kawomaeda:

this has been a PSA

Jesus fucking christ

This is exactly the kind of shit I was talking about. I had a rant some weeks ago about people ‘hiding’ comments in their tags, and the response was mainly two things: Either people did it just because they preferred it that way for whatever reason (which in the end is really their business), or this, which is something that until I made that post I had no idea about. I didn’t know this shit was a thing. I had no idea people actually posted shit like this, because it just seems so fucking unreal.

This is bullshit, and the person who posted this is bullshit by extension.
This is some fucked up elitist mentality that only some thoughts are “worthy” of being made. That if your response doesn’t live up to their standards then why the fuck are you posting it? Keep your mouth shut because what you have to say isn’t worth hearing! This of course is further ingrained by the use of excessive caps and emoticons in the original post suggesting that anyone who makes a response like that is a child or an idiot, because there’s no faster or lazier way to discredit the other side than to imitate them with fevered, emoticon-littered writing.

Well I say fuck that. I produce my own content (and I don’t mean compiling TV gifsets) and I want to see everything everyone has to say. Even if it’s just AAAA THIS SCARED ME or WOWOWOW THIS IS SUPER CUUUUTE WOW, seeing that kind of response means a lot to me. It means I evoked that kind of response. That’s very flattering! And for people to want to censor others because they think their thoughts aren’t important or worthwhile enough to be read, frankly, that’s disgusting. No one should be pressured into feeling like they have to shut up especially on a subject and medium like motherfucking Tumblr. It’s like telling someone “GET OFF MY POST”.

And I mean let’s think practically about this, too: It’s not like every time someone reblogs your post AND ADDS TEXT a man comes to your door and sits you down and reads it out loud off a telegram. What happens is that the little list that shows “so and so reblogged your post” has one additional line of text on it saying “AND ADDED: [COMMENT YOU DON’T THINK WAS WORTH YOUR TIME]”. I would say it takes one extra second to scroll past but the amount of time spent scrolling that additional line is so insignificant I couldn’t even measure it. Most people who address this spend way more time complaining about it than they ever would spend being inconvenienced by having to read what people thought of their post (god forbid)

So in summation this whole toxic, bullshit mentality of “Hey plebeians who have the privilege of looking at my stuff! Here’s how you are and are not allowed to respond to it!” is awful and so arrogant I almost didn’t believe it was real
If you want to sort of stash your thoughts away in tags, I can’t force you not to by any means
But you should never feel like you have to hide your thoughts because they’re not ‘good enough’.
Especially not here.

My opinion pretty much matches Mr. Weaver’s here.

So, uh.

THIS^^^^^^^^^^ XD

because apparently this rustles all the jimmies.

FUCK you if you can’t handle people commenting in ways you don’t particularly like on your blogposts. This is tumblr. I reccomend you get over it. You are not the post police.

So, uh, yeah, what Weaver said. Again.

It makes my day when people add comments to my posts, whether in text or tags!  Please, feel free to do so!

vamperiousrex:

thumbcramps:

a public service announcement

only fair for all the fucking crossovers everyone else does : D

I’ve never read so much as a single panel of Homestuck in my life, but lord almighty, this kind of “Stop Having Fun, Guys!” ‘tude never fails to make my left eyeball twitch.

Fandom is for fun, y’all!  Cross all the streams, meme all the memes, enjoy yourselves <3

- A Public Service Announcement from Expo

(via orphanervamp)

Dear Tumblr:

~Would you kindly~ stop fucking eating the Asks that I know for a fact someone is attempting to send me, so that I may fill their prompt like you had absolutely no fucking problem with the OTHER nine times people sent them to me today?

Also ~would you kindly~ STFU already about Missing E?  I’m just as serious about not uninstalling it as I was the last fifty times you asked me.

Thanks (for nothing),

-L

Here’s an idea, friends…

whatistigerbalm:

All I Know About (Book/Show/Band) I Learned From Tumblr

or, Summaries By People Who Have Never (Seen/Read/Heard) It:

SUPERNATURAL:
- they are brothers, demon hunters, they have a cool car, there are angels and demons tagging along, and everyone is shagging like the apocalypse is around the corner
- which it probably is

X-MEN FIRST CLASS (I could not be arsed to watch it after the double crapfest that was X-Men 3 and Wolverine):

Two gay mutants get gay married and gay adopt half a dozen foster kids, then get gay divorced after a gay shooting incident on a beach.

One Month

I have officially been on Tumblr for a whole month now.  \o/

I know I’ve said it a million times, but fuck it, I’m repeating myself anyway: thanks to ALL of you that I’ve become priveleged to know here for making me laugh and cry and squeal and rant, for inspiring me and helping me break out of two years worth of fandom ennui, and just for being awesome people in general.  Seriously, you guys rule.

What does the future hold for Hyperlexia?  Stay tuned for…

- Stuffed Bits!  I am working on the prototype for a stuffed Yes Bit as we speak, and am going to be attempting a Neutral Bit as well (we’ll see how that turns out).  If they come out good, and people are interested, I will be more than happy to make one for YOU!  STUFFED BITS FOR EVERYBODAAAAAAAY.

- The Saturday Neglected Character Double Feature will now be a regular thing!  I have entirely too much fun with these posts.  If any of y’all have suggestions for characters who deserve the spotlight for an evening, do let me know!

- More creepy, depressing fanfiction!  An Evo!Fic is currently in production, and will be released to the public as soon as I can make it stop sounding like bad FF7 fic. :\

- The Grand Premiere of my So Ronery fanvid, coming soon to a Youtube near you!

- More SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE spam, rants, and Doctor Who references, as per the usual.

Keep being awesome, everyone.  I love you all.

Sometimes when I log into tumblr…

callmeshiny:

ducksmith:

I’ll look at my dashboard and then smile and think to myself “I built this dashboard. I went to every blog and made the decision to follow them. This is a good dashboard.” And I feel all mushy and warm on the inside when I realize that other people have added me to their dashboard that they must also love and I just feel good.

And then I scroll down and there is literally a photoset of naked butts.

Reblogging this for truth, Wash, and the fact that the post literally directly beneath this one on my dash is, in fact, an animated hardcore gay porn gif :|

14 Days

276 posts (dear God what is my life)

30 followers (holy shit!)

4 fanfics (after a two-year writing dry spell)

1 completed Ask meme (Jarvis/Ram OTP)

Almost a dozen new friends

So much fun

Happy two-week Tumblr anniversary, Hyperlexia!

WHO WON??  WHO’S NEXT??  YOU DECIDE!!!

In honor of last night’s fandom flamewar, here’s a completely tangential EPIC RAP BATTLE between Gandalf and Dumbledore.  Because reasons.

I still love you all, guys.

Day Eight: I Have Braved a Den of Iniquity, Only to Fall Headlong in Love

My eighth day on Tumblr has drawn to a close, and I hardly even know what to say.

When I first came to the Tumblr a week ago I was nervous as fuck and pretty positive that I was going to fail hard at Tumbling just like I fail at every other social media platform out there (except my dearly beloved crusty outdated IRC).  Instead, I’ve had more fun on the internet this past week than I have in ages, and I pretty much owe all of it to the unicorns-and-rainbows wonderful people of Tronblr.

Thank you, Winzler, Spicer, and Toasty for dragging me out of my shell.  Thank you Bit, Winegum, Grey, Dreamer, and Shiny for your wonderful comments on my ficlets and for encouraging me to write more.  Thank you Pinky, Runneth, Napol, Andi, and everyone else in #endofline and on AIM for making me laugh my ass off and for all the wonderful hilarious things that have come out of it (Dancing Sentry!  BOOBS!).  Thank all of you for putting up with my random TL;DR rants, and for the epic crossblog discussion threads, which are like crack to me.  Thank you for all of your incredible artworks, your magnificent fanfictions, for taking a couple of goofy action movies about talking software and making them so much more. 

You guys are all amazing.  Tronblr truly is the best fandom, and I am beyond honored to have been invited to be a part of it.  Thank you for everything.

Dear Tumblr “Staff”

Or whoever/whatever has been spamming me with these fucking “giveaway” posts that claim to be from Tumblr Staff.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG.

Seriously, what the entire fuck is going on here, and how do I get rid of it?  I’m not even following Staff, and I don’t understand how the hell these things are getting auto-posted to my blog without my knowledge or consent.  Have I contracted some kind of crazy Tumblr virus?  HELP.

…oh Jesus, wow.

Wil Wheaton has a Tumblr?

I can only pause to marvel at the herculean spiritual fortitude and sense of humor it must take for ANY celebrity to brave Tumblr.  Wil Wheaton, you continue to be one of the coolest people on the internet.

Holy Shit

My little one-paragraph minirant about the “What have you become?” line has itself become an epic 45-note novel-length discussion thread of DOOOOOM. O_o

I am a tiny little n00b and I kind of love this fandom.

Tabs Tabs Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs

So many freaking tabs.  I need to get this shit under control. 

God it’s mostly Tumblr and TVT, too.  I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

TMI Tuesday: Shitty Laptop Webcam Edition

So here I am on Day Four of my great Tumblr experiment.  So far, so good!  Kinda fun, this Tumblr thing.  I think I might stick around.

Anyway, since “TMI Tuesday” seems to be a thing, I present to you A Study in Random Thirtysomething Seattlite Nerd.

This is me, sitting on my bed with my backup netbook, in all my pasty glory.  I cannot smile for photographs to save my life.

Random Shit About Me

- I live in Seattle, but my heart remains in San Francisco.

- I am ostensibly a freelance film and video editor.

- I say ‘ostensibly’ because I am unfortunately currently between jobs.

- I am epileptic (as I whined about yesterday).

- I sew as a hobby, and to earn money (I do alterations and Ren Faire/convention  costumes for folks.)  It’s the one “girly” hobby I have.

- I am asexual.  The fact that this is actually acknowledged and accepted as being a thing here on Tumblr gives me, as they say, all the feels.  (There, I did the TMI part!)

Nerd/Fandom Bullcrap

My “big” fandoms: Doctor Who, Marvel Comics, Neil Gaiman, the DCAU, ASOIAF

My obscure fandoms: Tron, the Dark Tower series, oh god countless books and films too numerous to list in this post but that I have infinite love for and desperately wish to spam-rec to everyone I meet.  Support ALL the tiny fandoms!

Favorite Vidjagaemz: Super Metroid.  Metroid Zero Mission. Original Zelda/LTTP/OOT/TP.  Chrono Trigger.  FF4 and 6. (Yes I have a bit of an SNES fetish, what of it.)  The Persona series.  Portal.  Half-Life.  Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and Portrait of Ruin.  System Shock.  The Katamari series, esp. We <3 Katamari.  TETRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.  Others I am too braindead to think of ATM.

Also SCIENCE!!  Especially SPAAAACE.  Expect a lot of space spam on this blog.

So yeah.  That’s me!